The Top Ten reasons not to come to South Georgia

1. You're already dating your cousin.
2. Squirrel meat just doesn't wet your whistle.
3. You've already been kicked out once.
4. Sleeping with your sister would actually improve the gene pool.
5. Beer is already a staple of your diet.
6. Sleeping in the same bed with your parents doesn't wreck your social life.
7. Cow tipping is for natives only.
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